30 July 2003

goodness me man, praise the lord, i can go for my matthew's event tmr wor~ yey!!! heh heh...yups, feeling kinda lazy now though yups, maybe later will play isketch again yups... anyway, i found a website that i absolutely DISAGREE with. its an official anti-mayonnaise website!!! can you believe it? there's even an official club called - THE WORLDWIDE I HATE MAYONNAISE - that stretches from japan to south africa and london to australia... there's even a bumper sticker, a certificate ( goodness me ) and those sticker that has a red line across the word mayo... and this is their erm... whatever you call it...

"Mayonnaise, like hollandaise, was invented by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish. Beware the sauce! Where food comes beslobbered with an elegant slime you may well suspect the integrity of the basic ingredients."

-- Ed Abbey, "The Fool's Progress"
pp. 142-143.

oh boy, they just made an enemy out of me...

feeling: happy
audio: november rain - guns and roses