In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and
somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the
worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a
brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will
have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great
length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The
doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female
brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man,
unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to
ask. "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the
female brains, because they've actually been used, whilst the men's are
usually unused at all."

haha~ ( that laughter from the simpsons )

yeah~ it's chu xi~ went for early reunion dinner last night~ b4 that i went shopping with my sister and i bought 6 cheesecakes~ wha~ yummy~bought a lot of snacks~ hohoho planning to do my homework tonight cos everyone is coming over to my house for dinner and they are all planning to play mahjong the whole entire night. i heard the stakes are minimum $5 because im so called being thought into consideration whereas the minimum for the adults... heh heh im still young mah~ is $10... siao ah... so... much... but anyways~ i really did have fun~ yeah in an hour's time i'm leaving the house to... cut my hair~ in case i come back with a kinda crew cut~ hohoho don't be surprise ah... haha~ jk~ wha~ looking forward to see my relatives again~ hahaha especially my papa's side cos one of my fav uncle met the maker earlier and i wonder how's his sons now~ wooo~ and i wanna thank god cos He's been very gnenerous in His blessings man~

ok peeps~ going to holland V now~ going to soda shop le~

and also i think there's a show today 430pm on channel u... the one with sandra ng and stephen chow... and the armpit mole? remember? qi mong? the lobster? hahaha go watch it man~ can really cracks you up de...

feeling: heartache cos have to spend money again...
audio: zhao chai jing bao-zhao chai jing bao-zhao chai jing bao-zhao chai jing bao