joke that was dead... has just been resurrected
 
2 beggers went to the back alley to look for food in the bins. being desperate and extremely hungry, in fact everything and anything looks good. a drunk man staggered out of a pub and is assuming a pose of bending his body for a jolly good time to... you guess it, puke time~ from a far, the puddle looks kinda alright in the sense that there wasn't any bumps or bits or so i guess. and so the beggers rushed to the vomit and said.
 
begger 1: ay wanna try eating? try lah...
begger 2: no. you try first.
begger 1: no lah u try first~ faster
begger 2: ok lor...
 
he takes a scoop with his  hands... and prepares to slurp it down as fast as possible if not for some chew bits ( i guessed it wrongly ) and oh, sour cream and maybe century egg it might resemble too eh? hahaha anyways~ after drinking the vomit he sat down to take a rest from all those scooping...
 
begger 1: how was it? the taste? nice? bad? how???
begger 2: not bad lah... but my tummy feels funny now... ouch~~~
 
begger 2 began to regurgitate and begger 1 can't help but cheered YEAH WARM FOOD!!! 
 
alrights, nothing much to blog but can't help to think this joke makes me laugh a sinister laugh and have a grin on my face when i see other's reaction - what to do? i love dark humour/black comedies/daria/hannibal lector/fear factor but i can't watch horror movies without losing sleep/documentries about animals being chewed up and of cos... my fear... which is kinda stupid cos i will never get to see those things anyways
 
bacteriophobia fear of bacteria/germs - hahaha scared of me??? me??? hahahahahaha
 
alrights~ time to retreat liao~ clean room and tmr's a wonderful day to do mroe stuff!!!
 
for ding: everything is planned - no matter what happen again and again, the day will pass when you will see the brighter lights ahead of you~
 
thinking: thank god for such wonderful people - my peeps my peeps and my peeps and not forgetting my peeps ya and my peeps yeah cheers peeps~ ha~
song: need you here