pic this.

jon and oscar sitting side by side on my sofa.
one's a canine and the other's a human.

but,

i looked at jon and called him oscar

the smses between colleague yx and g.

yw: where are you going tonight?
g: caregroup
yw: what caregroup? you are not carebear lor!
g: whahahaha
yw: so what do you do there? shine is it?

yeah, carebears shine and we shine, for jesus too!

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