Valentine's Day.

roses are red,
violets are blue.
if nothing is done for me,
i will break you in 2.

i am kidding on that last line. my thoughts on valentine's day? well, i pooh-pooh over being wined and dined because i never understand why people are willing to burn a huge hole in their wallets, nibbling on hard to pronounced bite sized french munchies while getting all woozy from the obvious lack of real food in their tummies, not to mention the silly exuberant price for a small bouquet of hway just for one particular day. but then again, the poor men had to do something, or else the above poem will very much come to pass. you dont want that do you?

roses are red,
violets are blue.
if i receive no flowers,
this will reflect badly on you.

i say the nation should release their soldiers on valentine's day because everyone else in the world is too busy to invade on that day anyways.

O, save the moolah on the hways and all. save it for an ultimatum when it's needed. flowers wilt. rocks dont. muahahahahaha

:: happy valentine's ::