since dawn yang earns about four-six grand with her not at all witty* (disclaimer) posts (some say its as bland as water - which i couldnt agree more) with some very pretty hot looking pictures on her informative blog, i figured that i can do the same too! well, i look pretty hawt~ though my posts are not exactly wonderful either but the truth is, i'll probably earn more merits by talking less without thinking then trying to be another blogger wannabe who earns moolah just by sitting in front of the comp while suffering from piriformis - SIGH.

well, for a start, having a blog means i must have readers. i do have some readers, i think. and i'd like to think that my readers read my blog for the following reasons.

1. my blog entries are so funny, they go HAHAHA instead of HAWHAWHAW. RIGHT?
2. they are my friends and i believe they want to read because they want to. RIGHT?
3. they're simply being supportive. RIGHT?

but i do not want these reasons to be why my blog is being read

1. my blog is pathethically unfunny. they come in and say, HAHAHA not funny.
2. i have a stalker who wants to know everything and everything thats going on in my life. so if you fit the status, then, well, confirm you're a stalker. which btw you are not welcome at all.
3. routine order. so sad la! im just one of the many links you click on after many other links.

well, the objective of this totally redundant and bo liao entry is... is that im on a hunger strike (in other words, fasting). so i dont think,

• blogging about food is the best topic to blog about.
• im going to mention about the worst hair cut i had in my whole entire adult life which upsets me so much i thought of doing a sinead o connor.
• im will talk about oscar cos he's way over rated cos people ask about him more than me.
• i will blog about my working hours which is 12pm - 830pm and that starting work at noon is not exactly the best hour to walk around tanjong pagar because the weather is so hot that i could fry an egg on my head and i believe, telling you all that would have probably bored you guys to dust.
• i will describe about my debut online purchase of keroppi items because i'd rather post pics of them in another entry and titled it "ode to keroppi".
• i will blog about how my fasting went along though its great but because i like to categorise my entries into different categories and that today's entry will only focus on blogging.

and i dont think i can earn any buckeroos in any way i blog. so, i just have to settle with my sad blogging life as a blogger wannabe who can never be - SIGH.

till then, take care.

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