the story of 2 zen monks (numoooh...) and angelina jolie.

2 botaks were travelling back to their humble temple after a 100 day meditation at mount pitt. nearing the river, they saw angelina jolie at the river bank. she looked frightened as the currents were pretty rough and she had her louboutins 6 inch heels fur boots on. no way is she going to cross that river, get her boots dirtied with a high 98% of falling into the murky waters.

she turned and saw the 2 monks, she quickly pout her lips and ask if they could carry her across the river. the older monk nodded his head and without saying a word, lifted her while he waded carefully across the waters and then slowly place her down safely on the bank. the younger monk followed closely behind watching.

after half a day, the young monk could not hold it back any longer. he asked his master, why did you touch that woman when you know it's against our teaching to have any contact with them? all that 100 day meditation is useless!

the older monk replied, i left her behind a long time ago, so why are you still carrying her?

:: green apple juice ::